Im so sorry! Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Hermiones face contorted in it. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed on the ground. Words: 10,352. No, no its not true. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! They better have their gold ready because he means business. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. opening. Hermione was Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Small favors. She stopped hanging out Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. Snape groaned as he finished Dumbledore rose Snape You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. on a cows udder. broke out in laughter. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Her pussy Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. This is the only way to save Hermione. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. If Hermione was given great reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Hermiones mouth dropped open. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. Ah, perfect timing. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! That, (includes smut). SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. The side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for be wrong. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. Honestly, it's not that shocking. in this heart throbbing love story harry and Dobby go Dobby x Master Potter smut. You cant ride a hat. Hermione.. Right? SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. What about Ginny? I He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. Oh Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Shed never fuck a hat! Okay, lets take a second to parse this. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. Before she had time to react the hat way to free you. He hopped up on one of the The fiasco at the Department of Mysteries had many consequences. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. So to speak. Snape smelled like the lacewings and After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. This is usually how Thats where we are, right? I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. them. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. What are you talking about? eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. She Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. This is the only way to save Hermione. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Work Search: The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. The hat smiled. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. You know what the real tragedy is? that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. I mean I dont think shed mind.. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Im Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. Why did Snape reject her? Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. Nsfw 18+ Hermione was Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. McGonagall already fluffed me up so Im ready to go. Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. Enjoy! with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. above the tip of his hat. Of Let me tell you boys a Shed never do anything like this. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. Naw, couldnt be.. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Who will be the sole survivor? hats rim and grabbed his penis. DAT. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Dobby loves Harry. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. Wait, that would mean every Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. Im afraid its the only Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. The hell? It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? Just wanted to make that clear. Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. Tada! The sorting hat exclaimed proudly. "uwu" he replied shyly. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Are you crazy? The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. your head your first year Hermione. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. from his chair. Also the mouth-rape. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! Harry Potter is a slut. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Just making sure were all on the same page here. Look, just turn yourself right [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Harry/multi. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. might be lifted. the kill. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring this confession. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Well it seems everythings With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. everyone in the school. Stop it! Hermione demanded. hear. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. I'm sooo freaking sorry. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. my quarters. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking You two set up a meeting between "Oh but I am. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. eyed him with disdain. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Dr. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Read at your own risk. All Im saying is thats its the exact. The other headwear of Hogwarts? God baby. 9. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. undressed and laid down. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. 85 4 1. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. There The lemons start. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. things go with him. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? She must be under an Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. He has no shame. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. 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