@Zamaswati_M. I don't really hate the ad itself. Gum Disease X-Rays [quote] I thought that guy was J. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. and my name is Szaz. If you watch the Ricky Gervais series, "After Life", you get a real glimpse at the type of person who adores Kevin Hart. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! The commercial is just plain weird. ALL those ads are really annoying. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? What is this supposed to represent? I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. Wheres the hello Im your penis commercial. I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions. R63 so many to choose from: She's annoying in the phone commercial and SUPER annoying in the chip commercials with Dan Levy. She's so fucking annoying. And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. R467: Yeah, what's up with his pronunciation? Are these all regional commercials? Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. The fucking NetSpend ad. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. Include more links to these ads, so those of us that have never seen them can hate them too! I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop! It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. Literally. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. My 3 year old is blind and we face challenges everyday, this so much my heart and soul needed this morning. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Ugh! in those awful commercials isn't even funny. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. Yeah thanks guys. The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? Popular topics. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. WTF! Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. Does Elton really need the money?! Lil' Nas has great delivery. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast. The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Fresh mix of social lifehacks and guidlines. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. Please post videos. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." is used for some teeth whitening product. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. So radical!". Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? But dont advertise something just to cater to your beloved preferred demographic when everyone is scratching their heads wondering what they hell theyre talking about. The film industry was shut down for over a year. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF? I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. Colgate Oral Care Center. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! Bad PR so to speak . The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. There is no cure for cerebral palsy and the condition lasts for life. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. No shame at all. Explore opportunities. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? How do the neighbors know how much they paid for their car? Just shut the fuck up and eat it. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. Get long-lasting relief with toothpaste for sensitive teeth. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing its Christmas time again my loooove with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. I think the actor playing her the Flo actors real daughter. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. Jude.post before passive aggressive Oh Dear doofus. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? I worked in advertising 30 years. Has that women pooping one been mentioned? The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. WTF? I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! They each yell at the other without irony. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. I dont get the anger but youd think given all this time with an entire year passed youd have cooled down. Visual dog whistle? Colgate became popular in the 1950s, with the slogan It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth, written by copywriter Alicia Tobin. I almost cried just now. Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. Nothing is everythang!! The commercial . I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame. [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. You *were* "adowable," old man. His megaphone, for calling people's attention to his business, was tied to a thin rope and on his chest. Oh, please. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Interns? Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. Those just make me sad. And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. Thats a scam R226. WTF? From hated to likable. =Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting. - they must be throwing millions at them. THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. I needed him to be here.". Going to open the box. But what can I do? This shit has got to stop. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. WTF? The first time I saw it, I thought that guy was J. Has anyone else seen the commercial with Dr. James Kojian. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". Remember, cerebral palsy does not affect a persons ability to have children. Flyover land? Plus, I can't understand what the bear is saying. The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. The drug has a dumb name. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. )\rCleaner breath. Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. Love when his phone rings! Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. Is it supposed to be funny? R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. So shmaltzy. It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? What toothpaste makes your breath smell the best? Take a look at I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Yowza! Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! What is going ON HERE??? That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. All rights reserved. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". R310 & R312, I share your loathing of that ad, in no small part because it's played so often whenever it appears, which seems to be every year -- that cute young couple must be in their dotage by now. Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. Heres the thing about chipotle, Im a Mexican who grew up East LA. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? . Does Voltarin bleach the minds of women married to skinny gay men? We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. . R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma. Cleaner taste. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Subsequently, Who is the girl in Crest 3D White commercial? "So we're dancing now? This One a Day commercial. People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Oooh, a suburban family doing some lame ass rap and dancing- how quirky!! Enough! Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". Who cares about his weak eye? I have to mute the tv. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Or is the mom just telling the kid the Fred Sanford juice is actually a form of milk?. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. He confirms and they smile again at each other. Advertising revenue provides a significant portion of the funding for most privately owned television networks. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. Have questions about your smile? I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. Bleh. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". Im tired of the Geico motorcycle commercials featuring the buttercup song from the 60s. They brought back the flight attendants. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. What an obnoxious brat. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has hungry eyes. At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. Cleaner taste. I could totally see Weird Al turning lemons into lemonade with that wet teddy bears commercial. Men With Cerebral Palsy Arent drawers underwear? That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! 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