Well, come on then, who's your husband? Mrs. Peacock Oh, Wadsworth, I'll make you sorry you ever started this. Mrs. White Colonel Mustard I thought men like you were usually called a fruit. Mrs. White : Wadsworth [lightly jabbing him in the stomach] Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum : Miss Scarlet [angry, to Wadsworth] Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet : : Makes quite a difference to him. Company Credits Wadsworth Miss Scarlet Clue (film): "Miss Scarlet" is an alias for the otherwise unnamed character that was played by Lesley Ann Warren. What were you told, precisely? : Colonel Mustard : : All right. : Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for. [Pouring a glass of whiskey for himself] Miss Scarlet [releasing Plum, Mr. Green rattles doorknob]. Who would wanna kill the cook? "The female of the species is more deadly than the male." : : Where are you going this time? But if I wasn't trying to keep the conversation going, then we would just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence. Miss Scarlet : We don't know that we are! Well, a lot of our airmen died, because their radios didn't work. If you leave, I'll say that you killed them both. : : This is incredible! Mr. Green : [next to Miss Scarlet in the rain, with backs to the door] : : Mrs. White Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! She was known as Miss Scarlet in the North American version after 1963. Wadsworth : Well, one of us did. Miss Scarlet Wadsworth: Miss Scarlet. She is typically portrayed as young, cunning, and highly attractive. A double negative? I'm sorry. You made one fatal mistake. But he was with us in the Billiard Room when we found Yvette screaming. Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven? Shut up! : Miss Scarlet Wadsworth True! For in it lies the answer to the mystery. Mr. Boddy Wadsworth I'm afraid those are the negatives to which Colonel Mustard earlier referred. Wadsworth : Nothing! Miss Scarlet is one of the more ruthless characters to appear in Clue, which is what makes her fierce intelligence all the more intimidating. , : : Good evening. : Mrs. White FBI. Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Wadsworth [Mr. Boddy has disappeared after being killed]. : Colonel Mustard : The kingdom of heaven is at hand. "Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. : I think I can help them make up their minds. Mrs. White Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? Wadsworth : Miss Scarlet Ever the mover and shaker in the Clue plot, Miss Scarlet runs "a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while" but her real business is secrets. : Wadsworth Mrs. White : : : Yes, but now I work for the United Nations. Get off me! Sure they can. Miss Scarlet He was an illusionist. : Cop : The Chief Sometimes she has an extra "t" in her name, but usually, her name is written as "Scarlet". She's also smart enough to kill several people . Professor Plum Well, I'm gonna start while it's still hot. , My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. : : : He was deranged. That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin. Miss Scarlet Wadsworth Mr. Green Mrs. Peacock Ruthless? It's what we call "psychotic.". : [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. You're *not* being blackmailed? : : Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlet Mr. Green : : Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard You know what doctors aren't allowed to do with their lady patients? Well, it's what we call "overkill. I know who you are. We're no closer to solving our murder mysteries or unearthing the evidence against us. Mrs. Peacock Professor Plum : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! , : : Who's we? : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Are you a shrink? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. Miss Scarlet Yvette A limousine! Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee? Professor Plum Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. : : [admittedly] Director Dannie Stiles and Buckhannon Community Theatre seek actors an Colonel Mustard, when we saw the motorist at the front door, you took the key to the weapons cupboard out of my pocket. Wadsworth : Colonel Mustard Practice makes perfect. She is known for being outrageous with her flamboyant life-style. SCARLET (GC5WCDM) was created by VA2ALF on 5/27/2015. : : Our lives are in danger, you beatnik. Cop : One day, when we're alone together Wadsworth : : But your souls are in danger. No. Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? I see! 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